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Orait,saya pn mo share juga beberapa cerita yang baru saya baca dari internet,tapi dalam English maa...Bah(said sabahan),dipersilakan untuk membacanya :)

POSTAL SURCHARGE

 A little boy was upset with his parents' financial situation, so he decided to write God a letter.

Dear God,

My mommy and daddy need $500 for bills and I don't know who else to ask. Could You please help?

Johnny

The letter was received by the local post office and put in the 'dead' letters pile. The clerk, being curious of the letter addressed to God, opened to see what it said. As you can imagine,he was touched by the letter and decided to help. He asked all his fellow workers to 'chip-in' a few dollars to help a family in need. When all the money was collected, it came to $300. The clerk sent a money order in an official Post Office envelope with the return address simply, God.

Several weeks later the same clerk found another letter addressed to God in the same writing. The letter said,

Dear God,Thank you for the $300, but next time don't use the Post Office,they have a $200 service charge.

Johnny...

 

HEAVEN & HELL

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

 

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

 

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

 

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

 

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

 

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

 

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

 

 

 

Hehe...